Sunday, March 21, 2021

CAFÉ REZONÉ CELEBRATES NEW SPRING LOCATION SEE WHAT CHEF De BLAZ IS COOKING UP FOR GOWANUS! #nointro2186 #novirtualulurp #nodevelopergiveaways #nogowanusrezone

The Café Rezoné is coming to a neighborhood near you.
@norasays toasts the real estate board of New York at the Café Rezoné.

The kids don't look too interested in the oysters at la sewage at the Café Rezoné. #NOGOWANUSREZONE

Young absurdist's find out what's on the menu at the Café Rezoné. @mothtreee
@martinbisibc shows the twenty two story towers tostada at the Café Rezoné

Oh no, the Café Rezoné isn't looking like we were told it would be. Toxic sludge and neglected NYCHA nougat!!!! #nogowanusrezone #novirtualulurp #nodevelopergiveaways

SUNDAY, March 21st – 11:30 am, then again at 12:15 pm – both at Carroll Park

Smith Street at Carroll Street across from 335 Smith Street


GOWANUS, BK:  Ready to spring forward into a gloriously gentrified, positively Williamsburg’d Gowanus? Not getting enough toxic waste or tax credits in your diet? Join us Sunday, March 21st at the Café Rezoné, a special spring equinox outdoor dining pop-up highlighting the menu of delights to come in the Gowanus rezoning.


You’ll find only the most exclusive, rarified diners sitting at red-checked tables.  Come taste something foully enchanting before the place gets demolished.


Stop by to pick up the full menu and see what’s being served up in the rezone by Chef De Blasio and Sous Chefs Lander and Levin!  


Details for March 21, 2021 Satirical Street Event Performances:


Start:  First 11:30 AM performance at the corner of Carroll Park (across from 335 Smith Street in Brooklyn).  Second 12:30 pm performance, same location.




Three-eyed fish with denied public access demi-glace

Free range Flood Risk from FEMA farms   *We use only Zone A for maximum flooding*

Soup du sewer:  Speculator Stew (deals, eels, and possibly you)

Raw greed    *flown in daily from Westchester*

Nothing for NYCHA Nachos  (with side of shredded neglect)

Raw sewage salad, with black mayonnaise  *House specialty*

Char-grilled lobbying dollars with a manufacturing reduction

Pan-seared Public Place Toxins   *Prepared by special guest chef Michelle de la Uz*

Fricassee of Luxury Unit drizzled with CSO sauce

Racial displacement a la Gowanus

Twenty-Two Story Towers Tostada (with munchy MIH marzipan medley)

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